Here we go, a profile of myself done in the style of a Playboy centerfold.
NAME: Emil Sarlija
BIRTH DATE: Wednesday 14 December 1977
BIRTH PLACE: Williamstown, Victoria, Australia
HEIGHT: about 1.75 metres
WEIGHT: Last checked, around 70 kg. These days, I'd say it'd be more than that
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken breast schnitzel without garnishes, sauces, or any other unnecessary toppings - except chips
FAVOURITE FILM: "This Is Spinal Tap"
FAVOURITE MUSICIAN: It changes regularly so anything I put here now may not be true within a week
FAVOURITE BOOK: "The Outsider" - Albert Camus
FAVOURITE ARTIST: Salvador Dali
FAVOURITE CARTOONISTS: Robert Crumb and Ivan Brunetti
MAJOR WEAKNESS: Pretty females - although now this weakness is purely focussed upon my girlfriend
WORST FEAR: Turning into a bitter old bastard - considering the state of Western civilisation, this is unfortunately inevitable.
IF I COULD TAKE ONE THING WITH ME ON A DESERT ISLAND, IT WOULD BE: My sanity, but it would soon be lost after I realise that I'm stuck there
FIRST THING I'D DO TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE: Destroy big media
THINGS I HATE: Can you really be bothered sparing an hour to listen?
THINGS I LIKE: Everything else