I'm a fucking total loser
I hate myself and want to die
I've got no friends, I'm a wanker
Just flick the switch and let me fry
If I had a girlfriend she would kill me
And I'd most probably lend a hand
I'm a major schizoid braindead fuckwit
If you knew me you'd understand
CHORUS:
Self pity is your friend
Self pity is your mate
You don't need others to tell you that you suck
Self pity is your bud
Self pity's really great
But I'll be dead so I don't give a fuck!
I really should have been aborted
It would have saved me lots of pain
I am such a whinging bastard
I tend to drive myself insane
I'm a dumb cunt fuck skull maggot cock-head
A squirming vulgar pus-brained git
From all of this you'll maybe realise
I do not like myself one bit
(CHORUS)