Thick and creamy, sticky and sweet
Custard is what I love to eat
A yummy and tasty wonderful food
It's fun to use being naughty and rude
CHORUS:
Cream is fun but the flavour is plain
Peanut butter's salty, mayonaise is lame
While comitting evil and lewd acts of sin
Custard is what I'd like poured on your skin
Food of the gods, fit for a king
Custard's a delectable useful thing
Besides making an excellent feed
It's a dirt cheap substance for a dirty deed
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